Griffin Maxwell Brooks is a Wine-Opening Wonder

Griffin Maxwell Brooks has many skills that makes them the ultimate party guest; they're a talented DJ, a stylish supernova, an opinionated icon who makes every conversation fascinating and fun, and now we've learned another of their party-elevating talents: When faced with a wine-opening emergency, when the party reaches a crisis point and all is lost without a wine opener in your time of need...

Griffin Maxwell Brooks is a wine-opening wonder! The hot blond literally, truly graduated from Princeton with a mechanical and aerospace engineering major, and these are the kinds of useful skills that prestigious college was built for.

In addition to their wine-opening services, the nonbinary DJ and diva has very kindly offered up "some filth for [our] timeline" with a gorgeous mirror selfie that shows off their ribcage tattoos – and the fact that they're only wearing a thong or jockstrap while taking the photo. The person who commented "dropped my phone" is so real.

Scroll down to enjoy more of the mischievous, magnificent thirst traps from Brooks, many of which come along with their cheeky smile or a demure pout, all of which show off their smoking hot body. They know their body's tea, and they're so willing to pour us a cup of that Griffin Maxwell Brooks goodness!