Apr 11
Jordan Wayne's Towel Game Is a Masterclass in Suspense
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 2 MIN.
Have you ever watched someone do something they're excellent at and felt an overwhelming sense of awe at their skill? Perhaps your grandmother knitting a blanket at light speed while watching "Golden Girls" and chatting with her girlfriends, or a retail worker simultaneously scanning and unboxing new products and piling it sky high into a complex, beautiful tower worthy of a window display? We've gathered you here today to honor something kinda like that, but also completely different.
Gather round, gather round and join us in enjoying this magnificent sight: We can't keep our eyes off Jordan Wayne while he's modeling underwear!
Look at the mesmerizing way he moves! The way he draws our eye to all the most captivating, sensual parts of his body and keeps every movement flowing like a dance. It's clear that his hours and hours of performance on stage at the "Moulin Rouge! The Musical" on Broadway are on display here as he models both the underwear and evidence of his exercise routine.
We're transfixed by how casually Wayne wraps the towel around his hips with the casual placement of someone who's done this – left a towel just open enough to have us wondering if a wardrobe malfunction is impending, but totally safe from flashing anyone helping make the photoshoot happen – a thousand times. What a pro! What a hot, dripping wet, skilled and supremely sexy pro!
Whether he's wearing a white jockstrap in the lounge or his last pair of clean boxers in the laundry room, Jordan Wayne knows exactly how to pose so that his body looks best, making us want to stare at him forever.
And in a thrilling plot twist, when the laundry took too long, the model had to take his last pair of baby-blue boxers into the shower, where they turned completely transparent. Lucky for us, this is exactly the environment where Wayne's modeling skills can shine, and photographer Logan Ko was there to capture all the magic!
Scroll down for more photos of the model and performer looking phenomenal.
